Merps

nomad in post #knowledge era

Biography
merps (they/them) is a professional shitposter. They like mechanical keyboards, stationary, capoo, and has approximate knowledge about various things. Merps is a Jewish atheist and their entire family is from Czech Republic.

Personality
merps just says shit and sometimes things work, other times not, ie when they mixed up and compared Rudy to Eridan. merps uses :CNYeah: as genuine "yeah! :)" from miiverse.

Trivia



 * merps was in chorus in middle school where they sung that rent song™ and that's how they remember that there's 525,600 minutes in a year.
 * associated with eggs because when they were sad one night years ago, somehow the word "egg" sounded like the most hilarious word that cheered them up, and just goes with it now :)
 * favorite vocaloid is yuzuki yukari
 * pays $13.96 a month for server boosts, not allowed to buy anymore boosts for the server
 * "professor avery may i please come to your office hours . i need to discuss important memetic theory with you" - niss
 * merps prays one day this page will look nice, they have no idea how to include a pfp here
 * they can't bend their elbows for an extended period of time as a result of ulnar nerve damage from hugging stuffed animals too tightly at night for years