Turtkes

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Biography
Turtkes is the mandatory army representation in the Crows Nest server. With so many young people in the server, the United States Government interfered & demanded we allow a recruiting officer to infiltrate our ranks & manipulate young minds. Though his mission was quickly shut down, he chose to stay in order to provide hot takes & serve as a resident proud simp.

Trivia
Many believed Turtkes was unbanned upon coming back, but he was not banned in the first place. He actually left of his own volition to defend his woman's honor. Now that he is single again, he's back in Crows Nest, but he still simps for all of his exes to this day.